~*~ Happy Birthday Dr. Dre – February 18th ~*~
Aquarius (1/20 – 2/18)
Don’t count how many “Happy Birthday” wall posts you get on FB this year. You’ll be disappointed.
Pisces (2/19 – 3/20)
You’ve been dating someone for awhile & thinking it’s time to take it to the next level? Think again. You’re about to get ghosted, for real.
Aries (3/21 – 4/19)
You’re going to make a large impulse purchase at some point this month. You will immediately regret it. Try to not forget to return it within 30 days … but you prob will.
Taurus (4/20 – 5/20)
BFFs? Nah. More like BFFAFM (Best Friends For A Few Months.) You and a newish member of squad are about to have a falling out.
Gemini (5/21 – 6/20)
You’ve been posting on social media a lot lately. No one cares. Plz stop.
Cancer (6/21 – 7/22)
Bae is gonna forget to get you a Valentine’s present. They’ll make it up to you w/ a generic card & corny teddy bear on the 15th.
Leo (7/23 – 8/22)
You’re gonna run into your ex’s mom at Target and it’s gonna be awkward af.
Virgo (8/23 – 9/22)
The stars are aligning for some shit to happen with your car. Hope you’ve been padding your emergency savings (lol, yeah right).
Libra (9/23 – 10/21)
You deserve a raise. Your boss disagrees.
Scorpio (10/22 – 11/21)
An elderly celebrity that you very much love is going to die.
Sagittarius (11/22 – 12/21)
That cheat day you’ve been looking forward to is going to turn into a cheat week and your whole New Year’s Resolution will be officially ruined.
Capricorn (12/22 – 1/19)
You’re finally gonna get bangs & the stylist will cut them wayyy too short and weirdly uneven.