~*~ Happy Birthday Dr. Dre – February 18th ~*~

Aquarius  (1/20 – 2/18)

Don’t count how many “Happy Birthday” wall posts you get on FB this year. You’ll be disappointed.


Pisces (2/19 – 3/20)

You’ve been dating someone for awhile & thinking it’s time to take it to the next level? Think again. You’re about to get ghosted, for real.


Aries (3/21 – 4/19)       

You’re going to make a large impulse purchase at some point this month. You will immediately regret it. Try to not forget to return it within 30 days … but you prob will.


Taurus (4/20 – 5/20)

BFFs? Nah. More like BFFAFM (Best Friends For A Few Months.) You and a newish member of squad are about to have a falling out.


Gemini (5/21 – 6/20)

You’ve been posting on social media a lot lately. No one cares. Plz stop.


Cancer (6/21 – 7/22)

Bae is gonna forget to get you a Valentine’s present. They’ll make it up to you w/ a generic card & corny teddy bear on the 15th.


Leo (7/23 – 8/22)

You’re gonna run into your ex’s mom at Target and it’s gonna be awkward af.


Virgo (8/23 – 9/22)

The stars are aligning for some shit to happen with your car. Hope you’ve been padding your emergency savings (lol, yeah right).


Libra (9/23 – 10/21)

You deserve a raise. Your boss disagrees.


Scorpio (10/22 – 11/21)

An elderly celebrity that you very much love is going to die.


Sagittarius (11/22 – 12/21)

That cheat day you’ve been looking forward to is going to turn into a cheat week and your whole New Year’s Resolution will be officially ruined.


Capricorn (12/22 – 1/19)

You’re finally gonna get bangs & the stylist will cut them wayyy too short and weirdly uneven.

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